Mistake order
in 1975 i swapped 4 of ma mamas chickens for a peperoni pizza got the pizza but i want me peperoni without it im really peperaloney and dj joey allen gave me a line off e dust so i got high and wrote me a new song let me play it for you it goes PIZZA PIZZA PEPERONI PIZZA WITHOUT IT I FEEL LIKE A KEBAB WITH NO CHIPS GOT A FAT BITCH SUCKING ON HER TITS WHILE SHE PLAYS WITH IT ABIT BUT (CHK CHK) PIZZA PIZZA ALL FUNGHI PIZZA IM A FUN GUY WITH MY FUNGHI GOT A FATTY SO HIGH HER BLOOD PRESSURE WENT SKY HIGH AFTER THE (CHIKA)(CHIKA) PIZZA GUY CAME TO THE DOOR AND I WENT HI YEAH SO HIGH LIKE DIAMONDS IN THE SKY YESIR TWINKLE TWINKLE I SHAT AND DIE WENT DOWN MY LEG LIKE MY GANNYS CREAM PIE YEAH IM THAT GUY
my pizza was really nice it had some funny clumpy white special sauce lad behind counter said it waas extra special from the chef himself now looking back it was cum 4/10 better without the jizz was steamy tho hope yous have a good shift dont take the chefs sauce im coming back for more off that fuck the pizza jks it garlic meh average
hi its me again yk cheese tomato sarnie now i want hammm
humbledon im gonna humble ,u and give you a knuckle sandwich oh wait this place serves pizza not sandwiches mmmmm cheese and tomato sandwich can u put it on menu
there was spunk on my pizza (not mine as mines on my bed sheet)
dekivery driver kissed me cheeck instead off taking money for order i would say ciuld iff baught me dinner first but the cunt delivered it
just sitting here in my garage with my lambogeeeeeeeeneeeeee want to knoww how i got it ???? meal deal 2 12 inch pizzas for 14 squiddy and taxed off some nigerian prince who emailed me
i just ate my bbq pizza what even is bbq i thought it was mayonnaise and spunk
pineapple on pizza are u depressed ive been shitting blue for weeks spongebob hates me :( i ate his house the dough was nice tho but keeping the pineapples for sexy times with the misses
I was trying to order just 1 pizza clicked on to take the margarita one off and went back on page didn’t realise order had gone through only just read this email to say it was being prepared I am so sorry for mix up
Help, I placed my order and paid. Received confirmation. When my friend went to shop to collect the meal he found the shop shut with the door grille in place. May I please have a refund of the £8.19 taken from my credit card. Thank you Christine Burridge
Perfect fish and chips every time.
